Meet the Only Sustainable Clothing Company That Upcycles Your Old Clothes and Sells Them Back to You

Introducing YourGarment®, a sustainable clothing company that operates on the principle of E.F.W.B. Scroll through to explore our process for upcycling your clothes into YourGarment®, and start your journey toward #BuyingYourClothesBack. Step one: Your wardrobe begins transforming into YourGarment® the moment you pack your gently worn clothes into our branded, microchipped bags and #DumpThemInALandfill. Step … Read more

Pride Celebrations for the Quietly Contemplative

A gasp at intermission. A nostalgic pilgrimage to the JCPenney underwear aisle. An earnest attempt to bake a rainbow cake. The subsequent purchase of a slice of rainbow cake. A turbulent “trip to ‘Chromatica’ ” (listening to “Chromatica” on shuffle). A triumphant march in your own personal Pride parade (the walk from your couch, where you … Read more

Welcome to Your Ten-Year Reunion at Fancy College

Welcome back, fellow-Fancies! Can you believe that it’s been ten years since we dunked our class rings in our Murphy’s mugs at graduation? It seems like just yesterday we were going on naked runs across Turner Green, attending naked parties in the basement of Ackerman, enjoying naked brunches in Webster Cafeteria, and going to class … Read more